Ten Cheaty Zins

The ten bottles of wine
sat on the shelf
awaiting their victims

Dick and Jane strode
down the aisles of Binny's
looking for the perfect
wine for their upcoming soiree

How 'bout a case of merlot, Jane?

Too dry, Dick.

Hmmph.

How 'bout a case of pinot noir, Dick?

Too smokey, Jane.

Hmmph.

They came upon the case of 7 Deadly Zins

Purrrrrfect, they said in unison.

Back home, just before their guests arrived
they popped open the case of wine
and were horrified to find not twelve
but only ten bottles

Ten cheaty zins if you ask me, said Dick.

Jane agreed.

(So what would you come up with using all the letters from shane tytenicz!?!)